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UFC to open in 2022 a new medical centre based in Austin, Texas which will be named The Joe Rogan Institute

UFC’s legal lawyer Jamie Young has recently announced that Ultimate Fighting Championship plans to open in 2022 a new medical centre in Austin, Texas which will be named The Joe Rogan Institute.

Young Jamie went to pull up a list of five services Joe Rogan institute will offer once opened which is as follows:

1)All UFC fighters who wish to attend the institute will benefit from an unprecedented medication that will give them the stamina of a horse.

2)A new innovative solely Elk based diet will be implemented in all the UFC fighters food regimes helping them to cut weight like never before

3)UFC Fighters will benefit from a new totally legal supplement under USADA rules that is named DMT which will give them a never before heard of ability to retain focus during training.

4)All UFC fighters will benefit from a three days a week courses which will enable them will be able to listen to Joe Rogan podcast before it airs to to the general public.

5)The last and the most important of them all the UFC fighters will benefit from a once a week BJJ class with The Semi-God Master himself Joe Rogan but there is a catch to it,in the BJJ class every participant will have to be high on weed in order to participate.