Breaking: Israel Adesanya tests positive for somatotropin.. rematch with Robert Whittaker in jeopardy

Current UFC Middleweight Champion Israel “The Last TittyBender” Adesanya was set to rematch Robert Whittaker at UFC 272 that will take place on February 12, 2022 at the Toyota Centre in Houston, Texas.

A couple of months ago a lot of speculations came out after a picture of Adesanya’s right pectoral appear to be saggier then his left. Several fight fans started accusing him of using performance enchanting drugs. Creating a conspiracy that the reason for his pectoral being like that was due to gyno which is a side effect of using performance enchanting drugs.

UFC responded to the allegations by putting one of their best doctors to investigate the situation. Renowned Doctor W.Silva after concluding his investigation had the following question towards Adesanya “ wanna now titty?”

UFC Doctor Wanderlei Silva

UFC pleased with how the investigation was concluded they have moved on from it and even created a special bra for Adesanya’s right pectoral which was cleared by the athletic commission so he can wear it the Octagon with Whittaker in their rematch.

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Everything seemed to go as planned until according to our anonymous source from UFC leaked that when Adesanya arrived today at the Las Vegas airport he was ambushed by gun point by a group USADA’s representatives with the Golden Snitch Jeff Novitzky leading them. According to our source Megan Olivi The UFC Middleweight Champion was taken to the nearest toilet and asked to pee in a cup and give blood or else.

Adesanya had no choice but to comply and after he provided the samples soon not long after the results came back positive for one performance enchanting drug named somatotropin which is better known as women growth hormone. Now it appears that rematch with Whittaker could be in serious jeopardy.