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Breaking:Joe Rogan buys CNN…plans to replace all the staff with Alex Jones

The Very Controversial Podcaster and head of government unapproved misinformation Joe Rogan has been in the media for all the wrong reasons. The former Fear Factor Host is arguably worse than January 6th with his barbaric views of eating Elk meat and talking cage fighting.

Joe Rogan on his last Podcast

But today Rogan who the 4 feet 7 inches tall, took it to new heights that nobody thought he could reach. The UFC Commentator announced today via his Instagram that he purchased CNN, who is without a doubt the most reputable news channel in US , arguably committing an act of terrorism. Shorty after the news came out of his purchase he also announced that the first action will be to take as the CEO of CNN is, replace all the hard working staff (that work day and night to give the most truthful news to the American public and beyond) with Alex Jones.

Rogan’s actions wasn’t left with no backlash as Celebrities like Michael Jackson and many others have come forward to boycott the purchase demeaning it unconstitutional and therefore they will remove their music of Spotify. The celebrities wasn’t the only ones that reacted to this, The US President via his White House representative put out a statement by giving Rogan an ultimatum of 48 hours to return CNN to them or they will launch nuclear attacks by having Brendan Schaub release a new comedy special.