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Russian President Vladimir Putin issues response to Bryce Mitchell: “Arkansas? Why would anyone want to invade Arkansas? LOL”

Russian President Vladimir Putin has issued a response to Bryce Mitchell (15-0 MMA), after the fighter made several politically charged comments during his UFC 272 press conference and later on Fox News’ Tucker Carlson Tonight.

“Brother I don’t know what’s going on over there”, said Mitchell, who once sliced his scrotum in half with a power drill, when asked for his analysis of the geopolitical complexities of the war in Ukraine on Tucker Carlson Tonight. “Got Biden and his son over there, making a shit-ton of money…off of…um…and using our tax dollars to bribe…their people, that’s treasonous in my opinion.”

“I’m staying at home and when the war comes to Arkansas, I will dig my boots in the ground and I will die for everything I love and I will not retreat.”

In a video address to mark the Defender of the Fatherland Day, a public holiday in Russia, Putin responded: “Our country is always open for direct and honest dialogue with Bryce Mitchell, for the search for diplomatic solutions to the most complex problems”.

But he added: “Arkansas, though? Why does he think the world’s largest nation – or any nation – would want to invade Arkansas? LMFAO! We have over 30% of the world’s natural resources, we don’t need Piggly Wiggly grocery stores, no-frills topless bars, fireworks wholesalers, strip mall pawn brokers, and antique shops in the middle of nowhere.”

“I cannot tell if comrade Mitchell has simply watched ‘Red Dawn’ too many times or whether he was born with CTE. That boy ain’t got the sense God gave a goose.”