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Paulo Costa hospitalised for 3 days after mistakenly taking viagra pills instead of performance enchanting pills

It’s been a stiff three days for UFC middleweight Paulo Costa who recently was admitted to hospital for poison control. Sources of MMAFPress have Borrachinha “accidentally” ingesting a one-month supply of Viagra in just 24 hours.

Costa was suffering from hallucinations and could barely do anything safely, except lay on his back. Things came to a head after he complained to emergency services that he kept ‘knocking things over’ with his enlarged “Caralho.” Costa told authorities he started a fire in his kitchen when he bumped into a frying pan on the stove. However it was just moments after that, he ran into a water cooler which then soaked the kitchen and inadvertently put out the fire.

“God works in mysterious ways” said the middleweight contender, “it was like having a baseball bat tied around my waist, I was a bull in a China shop. But Jesus is my black belt and had my back the whole time.”

Many people were left with “why” would Costa take that much Viagra in such a short span. Authorities notified family members that after searching the home, a bottle of blue pills was found that said “Performance Enhancing.” One insider described it as a quote “simple mix up.”

Borrachinha is expected to fully recover with the swelling expected to decrease by June.