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UFC’s Middleweight Contender Darren Till has been well known for his over the top trolling, most notoriously when he trolled his fans by going to sleep in front of them who came to see him.

Arguably Till has never lost a “banter battle” until a few days ago where his former friend now turned foe has administered his first ever 10-7 loss online.

The Scouser didn’t take lightly for taking his first defeat online and proceeded to leak his wife’s boyfriend phone number and identity which made Helwani to get very upset and cry.

After seeing how he hurt his feelings, The Liverpool native felt sorry and apologised in the only way he can, he promised not to hurt Helwani’s feelings ever again with only one condition, if he also promises never to dance again in front of a camera.

Retired former Light Heavyweight and Heavyweight champion Daniel Cormier and current star Sean O’Malley have been going back in forth for the last few days.

It all started when O’Malley asked for a ban on eating while on the UFC commentary, after hearing that, “DC” took it personally and proceeded to challenge O’Malley to a wrestling match with the loser having to shave their head.

O’Malley didn’t waste any time and responded by declining his challenge it the nicest way possible: “I like DC but I would knock him out in one round and really the only thing we have in common is we both don’t lose, I have never lost a fight and he never lost weight.”

UFC President Dana White announced today via his Instagram that the organisation are working on a new show named “Lookin’ for a Criminal”.

The show will feature at least one UFC fighter in each episode trying to catch another UFC fighter that has committed a crime. If the criminal in question is caught in less than two hours, the apprehender will receive a $50k bonus. If the individual in question has managed to escape thecatcher/s he will instead receive the bonus. If the criminal manages to go in drunk with a gun in a strip club than the bonus will be raised to $100k if he is not caught in two hours.

The first episode will debut on UFC Fight Pass and ESPN starting May 6th. In the first episode the main protagonists will be the UFC Welterweight Kevin Holland and UFC Heavyweight Derrick Lewis who will attempt to catch the GOAT of crime himself Jon Jones.

The UFC heroes are well known for their bravery in helping the community and Police to stop crime but this is not a easy task what they got in front of them. Jon Jones is not only the best inside the Octagon, he is also the best outside of it, nobody is undefeated when it comes to committing crime like Jon Jones is.

With Jon Jones skills, the first episode might turn into a full season, but neither Holland and Lewis should be underestimated as they have a vast experience when it comes to apprehending law breakers.

Former US President Abraham Lincoln is mostly known for his time period when he was at the lead of the biggest country on earth. One of his biggest achievements was ending slavery but very few know before he embraced a career in politics he was one of the UFC biggest prospects.

Even though he is not with us anymore we are very lucky to have somebody else in his place that is even better; that is Michael “Iron” Chandler that now fights his battles against racial injustice in his place. Even though Chandler is an incredible ambassador for Black Lives Matter today we are going to focus more on Abraham Lincoln.

And as expected everyone must be curious how did Lincoln went from being the biggest prospect in UFC to becoming US president and that is simple, he had the help of The Nigerian Nightmare which is also goes by the name of Mike “The Platinum” Perry who was the first African-American to be involved in Politics.

As big as Michael Chandler might be he does not come even close to ours truly The Nigerian Nightmare who showed that even the smallest things matter, even if you’re a small 2% African you still going to be yourself don’t let anybody stop you even it means knocking out a old man at a bar. A true legend which without him Abraham Lincoln wouldn’t be who is today.

On March 12th, a week after Colby Covington was victorious at UFC 272 against Jorge Masvidal he was allegedly attacked by the Cuban Native outside of a Miami Steak House Restaurant. Reason for the alleged attack is due to Covington revealing personal information about their previous sex life, Colby revealed that they was lovers before their relationship went sour.

After the attack Colby Covington called the police which resulted in Masvidal getting arrested and charged with felony battery.

On April 26th, Masvidal attended court after missing the initial date. In the court appearance his Lawyer/ Manager Malki Kawa after realising Masvidal was facing the worst punishment ever, a wrestling match with Covington attempted to prove Masvidal’s innocence by accusing Covington of breaking his tooth when he kissed him during their fight at UFC 272.

Islam Makhachev and Rafael Dos Anjos was set to fight more than once. The first time Islam pulled out in 2020 with a severe fractured labia and second time at the beginning of the year when he offered to replace Rafael Fiziev for 10 million dollars, 3 goats and one virgin woman.

Obviously UFC President Dana White couldn’t meet his demands by granting him 3 goats and one virgin woman so the fight failed to materialise the second time, while getting accused of ducking RDA in same time.

It almost seemed like Islam Makhachev is doing everything not fight RDA, running away from him like a sheep runs away from a wolf.

Nevertheless the Dagestani native was once again offered to fight RDA this upcoming summer. After the news broke out Islam went on social media and announced that he is retiring from MMA, and plans to adopt Hasbulla and run of in the sunset with Khabib Nurmagomedov.

Michael Chandler who is due to fight Tony Ferguson at UFC 274 has shown interest in acting for some time, like when he acted to be black during the UFC Black History Month promotional videos last year.

Chandler even took the time to go train with Aljamain Sterling to improve his acting skills because if you want to be the best you got to learn from the best.

With all the hard work and dedication Chandler has finally snatched his first acting role and yes it is once again acting to be a Afro-American in the lead role of the Muhammad Ali remake.

Director of the Muhammad Ali remake, Famous successful comedian Snuki Schaub has revealed earlier today that after serious consideration he has selected Chandler to star in the lead role.

Mr Snuki had the following to say with regards to factors that influenced him to pick Chandler:

“Looking at Michael’s last performance against Justin Gaethje he impressed me with the way he pretended to be a punching bag so I knew right then and there he was the right person for the role”

Chandler did a Instagram Live where he celebrated getting the role and had the following to say:

“Float like a Chandler, Sting Like a Chandler. With a tear in my eye I must say it’s hard to be humble when I will be the greatest actor that has ever graced the earth. I am pleased to announce that I will be staring in the lead role of the Muhammad Ali movie remake, God Bless.”

It was also revealed that the other two options for the lead role for the Muhammad Ali movie remake were Mike Perry and Katlyn Chookagian.

Famous Comedian Dave Chapelle was tackled today on stage by a angry fan, luckily Chapelle wasn’t hurt but the same can’t be said about the individual who attacked him.

Even though a unfortunate incident it did have a happy ending, at least for most people but what people was most curious about it was why has this individual attacked Chapelle.

In a exclusive interview with Brent Welwany a witness that goes by the alias of “King of Bitches” had the following to say:

“This skinny f*g I see mad, he look like need wheelchair. He go to stage and on way there scream he must stop Brenda Schaub before make joke. I guess he confuse Dave with Snuki.”

According to the witness it appears that the attacker confused Dave Chapelle with Brendan Schaub which at first didn’t make much sense because one is very funny on stage and the other was only funny in the Octagon. Looking deeper into this, going as back as Ultimate Fighter 10, Kimbo Slice also though that Brendan Schaub was black so now it makes sense why the individual confused Chapelle and went on the stage. The implications of Schaub telling jokes are quite nuclear and attacker’s reasons now seems warranted.

The famous billionaire Elon Musk has been in the news recently for different reasons, more so due to the his purchase of Twitter.

His purchase of Twitter caused havoc in the mainstream media due to concerns of loosing control of what kind of misinformation gets released to the public. Musk seemed to have caused an immense amount of chaos even within the US government where they formed “Minister of Truth” organisation with Brent Welwany being in control of the operations.

Musk initial announcement with the confirmation of being the new Twitter owner is nothing compared with his intention of running for 2024 US Presidency that he made public in a tweet minutes ago.

In his tweet he made his intentions clear of running for the Presidency position in 2024 and will nominate Joe Rogan as the Vice-President.

If successful, Musk will become the first ever African born US President in the History and promised he will give Joe Rogan unlimited N-word pass and make DMT mandatory in every household.

Social media is not always perfect, sometimes due to the platform itself that has faults, other times due to human error. Generally the individuals that run social medias are anonymous or less known and with UFC is no different.

Last time Rose Namajunas defended her belt against Zhang, after coming out victorious a footage appeared online of Rose embracing two individuals in the stands on her way backstage. The person running the UFC Instagram social media assumed that it was her parents only to be told otherwise by Rose herself that they are not.

Assuming that is the same person who made the first mistake they will not do it again, but once again they messed it up, but this time even worse by confusing Pat Barry with Rose’s father.

In all honesty even though if you make the same mistake more than once nobody should have an excuse but considering the situation we can understand why the person behind the post made the confusion because Pat Barry is old enough to be Rose’s father The post was quickly deleted after only three minutes.

Three days ago everybody’s favourite fake news account was suspended without any notice from Twitter. MMA fans around the world lit a candle light to pay respect for the fallen news press, even Nate Diaz’s training partner Jake Shields showed lit up a joint in honour of MMAFPress.

With the majority of the MMA community being in tears over the tragic loss of the most reliable news source what people wanted to know is why it has suspended. After 3 gruelling days of searching for the truth it has finally arrived. The reason for the suspension is due to spreading misinformation by labelling Brendan Schaub’s comedy special as “funny”.

Twitter executives in their response to our appeal explained that labelling something as “funny” when is obvious horror is totally unacceptable and against terms of service.

One employer from Twitter said the following: “They deserve to be banned because they spread fake information, like when they said Joe Rogan will move his podcast to Blacked.com due to the N-word controversy. Totally unacceptable especially considering Matt Hamill would make a better comedian than Brendan Schaub.”

The former Light Heavyweight Champion Jon “Bones” Jones has been in talks with the UFC to make his Heavyweight debut against Stipe Miocic. Only last week Jones announced by posting a picture on Instagram that he would be ready in July but Miocic isn’t.

Jones appeared to be highly disappointed of Miocic not being ready even though he spent over two years out of competition due to USADA suspension. And initially the New York native said he will wait until September but that all changed. Announcing via Instagram live that he will postpone the fight until 2023 due to other endeavours.

His new endeavour is highly unexpected and it involves the movie industry where he landed his first ever role. He will be involved in the making a new movie called “ The Prefect Couple doesn’t ex’s…” . Another notable actor is none other than Amber Heard who together with Jones will form the ultimate toxic couple.

Even though Jones is new to the movie industry, he will bring in his experience from every time he would pretend to be a god christian after he would screw up and also his initial nickname used to be “ Sexual Chocolate” which goes very well with Amber Heard bowel activities.

Following a lengthy legal battle Amber Heard was found guilty to not be house trained and as punishment for defecating in Johnny Deep’s bed will have to face Derrick Lewis at UFC 276.

The announcement was made by Dana Black in a exclusive interview with our lead reporter Brent Welwany. The bout will be at catch weight.

Mr.Welwany concerned about Herd contacted the commission to get some clarity on how this match-up was sanctioned. The Las Vegas Athletic Commissioner Jonny Bonny had the following to say with regards to the matter: “We are fully aware of the concerns with regards to Miss.Heard so we decided that she is to wear a diaper in the Octagon to prevent the situation turning brown”

With the commission appearing to have everything covered, we reached out to Amber Heard her self where she left the following comments with regards to her facing Lewis at UFC 274: “ I am so excited to face Derrick that my bowels are getting hot”

Since his forced retirement from UFC, former Heavyweight Brendan Schaub has attempted to start a new career in comedy. His stand up comedy venture has been the same as his stand up in the UFC but that didn’t deter him from releasing a new comedy special.

His special came out today exclusively on YouTube which features his knockout losses highlights” which for once is actually funny. You could say his comedy career started and ended with his UFC career.

Looking back at it seems like his famous retirement talk from Joe Rogan caused more harm than good, and the reason I am saying that is because Matt Hamill has better stand up comedy skills than Schaub, him doing comedy is like Jon Jones teaching driving lessons. Nevertheless his new comedy special is out and can be enjoyed below.

Recently the news broke out that billionaire Elon Musk purchased Twitter for a whooping amount of 44 billion dollars. Musk promised that free speech will finally be available on the platform with the exception of Dillon Danis.

After Danis was banned, Musk wanted to show he is unbiased and announced the banning of another African-American as himself from the platform. The individual is the most well known MMA manager Ali Abdelaziz.

Abdelaziz was discovered to have took over his fighters Twitter accounts and attempted to sell Play Station 5 to their followers in a scamming attempt. In the investigation done by our lead reporter Brent Welwany it was discovered that Abdelaziz used his mind control to take control 19 accounts at once.

In a interview with Welwany, Musk said the following about Abdelaziz being banned: “It breaks my heart to have to ban another African-American like my self but I want people to Noah that I make no exceptions”